And have we got some great dirty jokes for you. It goes without saying that the following contains some strong language, and very adult humour. Why is there no jam? Have you run out of eggs? Sex with me these days is akin to thumbing marshmallows into the anus of a cat. Sex is a lot quicker.
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Short Funny Jokes For Adults
Good clean jokes — jokes that are genuinely funny but perfectly appropriate — are hard to come by. R-rated humor is easy, but making people laugh without invoking adult-only language is a real, rare talent that can elicit the funniest material. Consider it playing by the Jerry Seinfeld rules of comedy: never exploit an F-bomb to get an easy laugh. Working that much harder for the reward makes the giggles you get that much more gratifying, anyway. And a wholesome joke provides a chance for people of all ages to laugh hard together. Consider these funnies Lysol-ed: Not a filthy thing about them. A clever and wholesome joke will take you back to the days when you got a brain freeze from speed-eating your popsicle so you could read the joke of the day beneath the flavored ice.
These dad jokes will have your kids in stitches for all the right reasons.
We all love a good laugh, no matter the occasion. But as you get older, the adult funny jokes may be the more appropriate and enjoyable option. If you are a bit innocent, then you may not know what is to be expected from an adult joke. Expect sexual jokes and offensive humour. Although we will leave the more disgusting and horrible humour to the darker places of the web…. Our best rude jokes can be used in a number of situations and we think they could work perfectly inside a greeting card, a casual joke to your friend or you could even risk it and use some as pickup lines — so, we will let you decide!
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